American Traditionalist Gifts

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Ruddy bloggers!

Two Generations of Readers

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Old Book Smell

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'