Tribal Tradition Enthusiasts Pillows

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Shavuot - Like!

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Angels

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

A dreary maypole

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Wassailing!

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.