Tribal Tradition Seeker Pillows

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Tribal masks.

Time for Tea

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Queen reigning.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Happy Hogmanay!

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Groundhog Day.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

Angels

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'