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'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Tribal masks.

Time for Tea

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Groundhog Day.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'