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'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Angels

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Tribal masks.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

Boomerang

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

The chief liked to smoke a peace pipe in his toupee

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."