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'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Tribal masks.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"I think we should get a dog."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

Boomerang

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."