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'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I think we should get a dog."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

A scalf of sloanes

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Wassailing!

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."