Tribe Life Enthusiasts Gifts

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"I think we should get a dog."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

Angels

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

A scalf of sloanes

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Birthday anticlimax.

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole