Tribal Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Angels

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

The chief liked to smoke a peace pipe in his toupee

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."