Tribal Culture Appreciator Gifts

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'How could you not know it was loaded'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

"There's no need to shout!"

Boomerang

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."