Tribal Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

Boomerang

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'