Tribal Culture Explorer Gifts

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Zeus's Caddy

EU and India partnership.

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Euripides

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

The Colossal Issue

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

Ancient Egyptians

Roughly translated it says' Happy Hour.'

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

In search of the American dream...

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'These vestals, are they 'extra' virgin?'