Tribal Cultures Gifts

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Nelson Mandela.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

Developing the boomerang.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Elephant Upgrade

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Angels

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Funky Facts: Australia

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'