Tribal Culture Gifts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Angels

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Developing the boomerang.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Elephant Upgrade

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

Funky Facts: Australia

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Free Tibet.

Bull Headache

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'