Tribal Culture Gifts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Angels

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

Developing the boomerang.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

Elephant Upgrade

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

Funky Facts: Australia

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

Free Tibet.

Bull Headache