Tribal Culture Lovers Gifts

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

Boomerang

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.