Tribal Culture Lover Gifts

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

"There's no need to shout!"

Boomerang

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?