Tribal Culture Admirer Gifts

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"There's no need to shout!"

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Bull Headache

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"