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We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Tribal masks.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Angels

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

"There's no need to shout!"

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Boomerang

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

'Of course you know this means war.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

Bull Headache