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'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Zeus's Caddy

EU and India partnership.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Euripides

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

The Colossal Issue

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

In search of the American dream...

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Ancient Egyptians

Roughly translated it says' Happy Hour.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'These vestals, are they 'extra' virgin?'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'