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'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

Angels

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

A scalf of sloanes

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'