Tribal Life Aficionado Mugs

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Tribal masks.

"I think we should get a dog."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."