Modern Tradition Seeker Pillows

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Maypole

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

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'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Hip hop Santa.

Gluten-free Santa

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

'LOL!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Elephant Upgrade

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'