Modern Traditions Appreciator Pillows

Gluten-free Santa

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Scot holding a heart.

Shall I be mother?

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

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'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Hip hop Santa.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Elephant Upgrade

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Mobile.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

Two friars ringing bells

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Amish personal mobility scooter

Nativity pizzas

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber