Modern Traditions Appreciator Pillows

Gluten-free Santa

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Scot holding a heart.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

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Hip hop Santa.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

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Two friars ringing bells

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Nativity pizzas

Amish personal mobility scooter

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."