Christian Tradition Appreciator Pillows

Two friars ringing bells

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Scot holding a heart.

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"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Gluten-free Santa

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

"That isn't allowed either."

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

'There's something different about the vicar, He seems louder,'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Global warming is God's way of giving you sinners a preview of HELL!'

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Bavaria

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"