Modern Tradition Enthusiast Pillows

'Glad you're still around. I thought you'd be an app by now.'

QR Code Nativity

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Herb's from Texas."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Hip hop Santa.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Gluten-free Santa

Garden of Earthly Delights

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'