Modern Tradition Enthusiast Pillows

'Glad you're still around. I thought you'd be an app by now.'

QR Code Nativity

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Hip hop Santa.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Gluten-free Santa

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Garden of Earthly Delights

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

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'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'