Modern Enthusiast Pillows

Death stalks an old man

Packaging Russian Dolls

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Mid-century Father

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

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