21st-century Enthusiasts Pillows

Born into the 21st century.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The end of innocence

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"So when do we go online?"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

The News in Capsule Form.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Garden of Earthly Delights

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Driverless Car

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'