Traditional Vs Modern Enthusiast Pillows

"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."

Packaging Russian Dolls

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Mid-century Father

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Shall I be mother?

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

The News in Capsule Form.

Garden of Earthly Delights

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Jack Kerouac

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

New York Man

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'