Traditional Vs Modern Enthusiast Mugs

"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."

Packaging Russian Dolls

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Mid-century Father

Shall I be mother?

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

The News in Capsule Form.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Garden of Earthly Delights

Jack Kerouac

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

New York Man

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.