Modernity Enthusiast Pillows

"Now imagine back when Hansel and Gretel first saw this house and this whole area was still creepy woodland."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Mid-century Father

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Garden of Earthly Delights

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

The News in Capsule Form.

Jack Kerouac

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Architecture Books

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

New York Man

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Chasing Dreams.

"He's a Baumaus student."

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"