Modern Tradition Buff Pillows

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Herb's from Texas."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Hip hop Santa.

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Gluten-free Santa

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'LOL!'

Edouard Manet

Elephant Upgrade

Mobile.

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'And according to a new poll, baseball and apple pie have now been replaced by facebook and taco bell.'

Nativity pizzas

An Uber Car Named Desire

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'