School Tradition Buff Pillows

Home school's out for summer.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

Start of the school year

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"