School Tradition Buff Gifts

Home school's out for summer.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Start of the school year

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'