School Spirit Aficionado Gifts

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

"He's mad because this school doesn't have a football team, bars, or restaurants."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Finally...school starts next week."

Nervous Student

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."