School Aficionado Gifts

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

University Book Store.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'He was very big in Vienna.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Pavlov's Blog."

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

There are two schools of thought. But they are spelled differently. And one of them is wrong.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'