School Enthusiast Gifts

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Just so you know, if the school is experiencing economic hardships, I'd be willing to take a furlough.'

Back to School.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

"Take Your Daughter to Work Day is no fun when your mother is a teacher."

'Recess is over now, Edward. If you want a longer recess you'll have to get elected to Congress.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Just think, Nora, every year we go on to a higher grade at school."

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Children have difficulty adapting to the return to school.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my life plan."

"The kid's report on the video he watched third period? Is this what you call dinner and a movie?"

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

"Well yes, she has a bird brain like the rest of us, but boy does she know how to use it effectively: she's so smart!"

"Your family is pretty messed up."

"It's how she gets ready for the end of summer."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I don't know...I kinda like school."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Back to School

Ms. Stacke got a low ranking. My mom wants to switch me to a better teacher. Harsh. I like her. Me too. The rankings stink. They skip the important stuff. Like looks. And easy grading.

'I love and appreciate my teacher. Please help me stop disturbing the students when she is teaching.'

Classroom.

'I can't wait until we're in third grade next year. I'm tired of being treated like a second-grade citizen.'