School Life Enthusiasts Gifts

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"You weren't kidding when you said your mom and dad are helicopter parents. We're on the second floor."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Turns out math class isn't the place for innovative thinking!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Teacher and students.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"I need a gap year."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'