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"No, my dog didn't eat my homework. He piddled on it. Do you still want it?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'