Student Life Fan Gifts

"School is loverly this time of year."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Yearbook

University Soapflakes

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Teacher and students.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Nervous Student

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'