Student Life Enjoyer Gifts

'Okay, so I failed all the tests and never handed in an assignment. So What's your point?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

University Soapflakes

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Teacher and students.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Nervous Student

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Student Food Pyramid