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'Okay, so I failed all the tests and never handed in an assignment. So What's your point?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Teacher and students.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Nervous Student

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Student Food Pyramid