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"School is loverly this time of year."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Teacher and students.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Nervous Student