College Life Fan T-Shirts

Canine Frat Parties

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Teacher and students.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"I need a gap year."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Med School Mascots.

True Debate Fun

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Taser incident.

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Student unicorn"

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

The Medical Student

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'