College Life Fan Prints

Canine Frat Parties

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Teacher and students.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"I need a gap year."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Taser incident.

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"Student unicorn"

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

The Medical Student

"School is loverly this time of year."

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."