College Life Fans Prints

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Teacher and students.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

True Debate Fun

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

Taser incident.

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"School is loverly this time of year."

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

Campus police are dorm troopers.

Canine Frat Parties

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

All Hail the Matriarchy

When the student is ready (or not), the college bills will appear.

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."