Student Life Lover Gifts

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Start of a New School Year

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

University Soapflakes

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Yearbook

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Santa does a keg stand.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Teacher and students.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'