Study Lover Gifts

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Burning the midnight oil.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Any questions?"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'