Study Lover Pillows

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

I will study my speling words...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Any questions?"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'