Lesson Lover Pillows

"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's listening to teachers whine about their conditions."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Any questions?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Principles of Anaesthesia.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

University of Hard Knocks

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

Moral Values for Dummies

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"