Lessons Learner Pillows

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I did it all from memory.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

University of Hard Knocks

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'My French is not so good.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

Moral Values for Dummies

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'